Blogging before Da Jogging

Good Morning,

So this is the begining process of the journey im about to embark on. Krista will be the first to tell you that i cant spell. Its the truth i would love to blame Ms. Sables my fifth grade teacher, but we had spelling test every week. I would love to blame my mother but she never allowed ignorance in her house. I think ill just blame George W. Bush, he is the reason i cant spell. Ill have to apologize for the grammar as well it may be a little off. When i started typing i was looking for the little red line to appear, it didnt, and i cant seem to find the (ABC) button for spell check, so looks like im shit out of luck. I just found the abc button, all praises be unto God. So i have to say that i am a little excited about doing this boot camp and this blog thing. i feel so important, or i make myself seem so important either way im ready. I am nervous though, setting up this blog. It was telling me to read the instructions first, and watch the video, now yall know i didnt do that and im not. so im just gonna be like every other man in the world and figure this shit out on my own. i do hope that somebody will read this, ive put lots of effort into making sure everybody knows excalty what im doing. Along with the blog i will have a food journal too. I will be open and honest about the food im eating at all times. Hopefully when i feel like cheating and going to sonic to get a super sonic cheeseburger with extra cheese no mayo no ketchup add bacon, sonic size tots and a route 66 rootbeer, i wont because i know you bastards will be reading this, and some idiot will walk up to me at work and be like "matt you cant be eating sonic" and i can walk around pissed off...fun fun fun. Again i am excited..sorry for calling yall bastards and idiots. with all the being said there are a few people i would like to thank. First Lonny Johnson, he is my stepfather, but really he is my daddy..especially at firestone. He has diabetes ( that was a hard one) , and went on a weight loss journey and has lost lots of weight. He claims he is at his Military weight when he first joined, i say he has about 50 llbs to go. Second my mother, she has been wanting me to loose weight for a long time now, and even though im almost 30, i still want her approval on a lot of things, im not doing this for her but i know she will be able to sleep better at night knowing that i wont weight the combined weight of my other two siblings. Somebody else eat the red velvet. lol. Third facebook and photos, when you get tagged in a photo and all you see is your back fat thats when you know you need to loose weight. fourth my wonderful friends, i have some amazing friends, loving caring always there for me. I think sometimes they wish i would become famous so they can reap the benefits. " dont show up when i blow up". Seriously  they are awesome. Im so controlling, demanding, bitchy, rude, mean and hateful at times...but they like me anyway. I promised myself that i would be open and honest with this journey, so if you dont like me cussing or saying inappropriate ( another hard one) things, please dont read this..i want to show raw emotion and let everyone know what it really feels like to go to weight loss boot camp. I just hope they put me in the back, so i can pass gas freely!